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XXX Key Phrases

 

For Conclave XXX:  30 key phrases to know:
 
 
"Hi, When did ya get in?"
"How's it goin'?"
"What's new?"
"Have ya seen _______?"
"When ya leavin'?"
"I was not looking at your badge. Of course I remember you"
"Damn glad to meet ya" (courtesy of "Animal House")
"What's his name again?"
"What's her name again?"
"Are there any openings?"
"No, my room is non-smoking"
"Whose dinner are you going to?"
"...well, I voted for him"
"...hey, I didn't vote for him"
"But, I registered back in January!"
"Do you remember that time when ___?"
"I wish I could remember that time when ___."
"Lookout, here comes Art with the camera again - smile!"
"I'll get that!  It's on (Mel / Sumner / Lowry) anyway."
"It's a State law?  Really?"
"No, I didn't bring any resumes; I like my job. Why?"
"They went Jack??"
"What room is that party in?"
"What time did YOU get to bed last night?"
"You'd be perfect for that job!" (with sincerity)
"You'd be perfect for that job!" (without sincerity)
"I've been friends with that (PD, GM, Owner) forever - of course I can hook you up!"
"I think Howard Stern's last day will be ____"
"Do you have any $1 bills?"
"Can I get a ride to the airport?"
 
And one "to grow on" for Conclave XXXI:
 
"I'll be back next year, how about you?"

 
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